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The \u003cstrong\u003e\"Firehouse Fistfights\" Coffee Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect way to start a shift — hot coffee in one hand, simmering resentment in the other. Featuring the iconic skeleton boxers on both sides, it's a daily reminder that while the job may have gotten softer, you haven't. 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Lay your favorite hoodie flat and measure chest width one inch below the armholes, then shoulder to hem for body length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eS:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20\" × 27\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eM:\u003c\/strong\u003e 22\" × 28\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24\" × 29\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26\" × 30\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28\" × 31\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30\" × 32\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003eBetween sizes? Size up for that broken-in, off-duty look. Size down for a cleaner fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStay warm. Stay salty. 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