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Slap it on your gear and let it do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Weatherproof vinyl — waterproof, UV resistant, built for helmets, rigs, and daily abuse.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Die-cut to shape with a full-color matte finish in forest green, vintage gold, and black.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes available:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\"×3\" · 4\"×4\" · 5.5\"×5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean and dry the surface, peel, stick once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlap it. Mean it. Add to cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Septic\u0026Salty Supply Co. 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Rain, heat, firehouse chaos—this sticker holds on when everything else slides off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1428\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003eSeptic \u0026amp; Salty Skull Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for firefighters, medics, and salty misfits who want their gear to talk as loud as they do. 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