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If you've worked a scene where the plan lasted about thirty seconds before someone improvised their way through it, you already know what this stands for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design says \"Here to Screw Things Up.\" The crew that wears this doesn't follow the book — they've read it, disagreed with half of it, and figured out what actually works at 0200 on a residential structure with a locked gate and a hydrant two blocks out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHO IT'S FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho It's For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe firefighter who has watched an IC's plan fall apart in real time and adapted without blinking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe crew member who runs on chaos and coffee and considers that a perfectly acceptable operating condition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone buying for the firefighter on their shift who treats every dumb call as a personal challenge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- THE SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method:\u003c\/strong\u003e DTF (Direct to Film)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e True-to-size with a relaxed everyday cut.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Hang dry for longest print life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- SIZING --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSize-Up Before You Commit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLay your favorite tee flat. Measure chest width (1\" below armholes) and body length (shoulder to hem).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eS:\u003c\/strong\u003e 18.25\" × 26.625\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eM:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20.25\" × 28\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 22\" × 29.375\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24\" × 30.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26\" × 31.625\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 27.75\" × 32.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.75\" × 33.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetween sizes? Size up for room. Size down for a fitted look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- CTA --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cta\"\u003eFully dysfunctional, fully committed. 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