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https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/7e928a96-ca70-4c70-a80a-ef3baf8acd17_edited.jpg?v=1755888156 Serpent Skull Leather Patch Hat Snake and Skull Graphic https://septicsaltyco.com/products/fire-ems-reaper-hat-full-color-leather-patch-design 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/fire_and_ems_reaper_leather_patch_hat_01.jpg?v=1758144000 Fire and EMS Reaper Leather Patch Hat https://septicsaltyco.com/products/straight-stream-psycho-hat-firefighter-leather-patch-design 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/bfcf2e4f-b242-4ac4-a676-da8a0712ba30_edited_49b968e4-78a6-4c34-922e-797cc7d7b965.jpg?v=1765324322 Straight Stream Psycho Firefighter Leather Patch Hat https://septicsaltyco.com/products/get-hosed-hat-firefighter-leather-patch-design 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily 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https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/Fist_Fight_Sticker.jpg?v=1774231380 The "Firehouse Fistfights" Sticker Round "Firehouse Fistfights" die-cut sticker showing bold red Maltese cross with black gloves and distressed "Bring Fist Fights Back to the Firehouse" lettering — firefighter humor vinyl sticker by Septic & Salty Supply Co. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/firefighting-not-lift-assists-die-cut-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/liftassist.png?v=1761293724 "Firefighting, Not Lift Assists" Sticker Illustration of a firefighter emblem with a person using a walker and text 'Firefighting Not Lift Assists'. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/air-truck-6-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/Air_Truck_6.jpg?v=1762050679 The "Air Truck 6" Flaming Compressor Sticker Round die-cut sticker showing a red fire truck labeled "Air Truck 6" speeding down a road 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https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/FistFightMug.png?v=1770127288 The "Firehouse Fistfights" Coffee Mug Black glossy coffee mug featuring the "Firehouse Fistfights" skeleton boxer graphic — "Bring Fistfights Back to the Firehouse" design — firefighter humor drinkware by Septic & Salty Supply Co. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/official-septic-salty-coffee-mug 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/SepticMug.png?v=1774229556 The Official Septic & Salty Coffee Mug Black ceramic coffee mug with the Septic & Salty Supply Company logo displayed in a firehouse bay — distressed red and cream Maltese cross featuring a skull in a firefighter helmet with crossed axe and halligan — firefighter humor drinkware photographed on a firehouse floor with apparatus visible in the background. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/fist-fights-hat 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/FistFightHat.png?v=1770127249 The "Firehouse Fistfights" Printed Cap Firehouse Fist Fights Cap – Firehouse Humor for Firefighters featuring fistfighting firefighters design. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/punched-in-the-feelings-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/PunchedInTheFeelingsStickerAd.png?v=1770127222 The "Punched in the Feelings" Sticker Close-up of the "Punched in the Feelings" sticker graphic — cheerful retro firefighter character with black eye and thumbs-up — die-cut weatherproof vinyl sticker by Septic & Salty Supply Co. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/rekindle-kings-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/Rekindle.png?v=1770127194 The "Rekindle Kings" Sticker Close-up of the "Rekindle Kings" sticker graphic — crowned mustachioed firefighter officer with burning house background — firefighter humor 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Founder's 1/4-Zip Carhartt Sweatshirt The Founders’ Carhartt sweatshirt featuring fire service logo, mock neck design, and front pocket. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/retiree-t-shirt 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/ZoomImage.png?v=1771213836 "The Old Guard" Retiree Tee (Local 2938) https://septicsaltyco.com/products/truck-company-tee 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/RealFFProductCard.png?v=1773857117 The "Truck Company" Tee Back view of black t-shirt featuring a skull in a red firefighter helmet holding an axe, with bold text "Real Firefighters Break Things" over a fire department emblem — truck company humor apparel by Septic & Salty Supply Co. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/firehouse-fist-fights 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/Hero_Fistfights.png?v=1774575650 The Original “Firehouse Fistfights” Tee Black t-shirt back graphic featuring two skeleton firefighters in red helmets throwing punches at each other above a red shield banner reading “Bring Fistfights Back to the Firehouse” https://septicsaltyco.com/products/xshear-mini-6-trauma-and-nurse-shear 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_XShear_Mini_6_Trauma_Scissors.jpg?v=1775519203 XShear Mini 6" Trauma and Nurse Shear Black scissors with 'X-Acto' branding on a white background https://septicsaltyco.com/products/vanguard-mk1-ultra-structural-firefighting-glove 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Vanguard_MK-1_Ultra_Structural_Firefighting_Glove.png?v=1775518767 The "Vanguard MK-1 Ultra" Structural Firefighting Glove Black safety gloves with red and white text on a white background https://septicsaltyco.com/products/jtek-job-town-entry-kit 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_JTEK_Job_Town_Entry_Kit.png?v=1775518434 JTEK - Job Town Entry Kit https://septicsaltyco.com/products/hose-draggers-anonymous-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Hose_Draggers_Sticker.png?v=1775518261 The "Hose Draggers" Sticker Hose Draggers Anonymous die-cut firefighter fire hose round sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/3am-perfect-time-ems-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_3am_Is_Perfect_Sticker.png?v=1775517991 The "3am Is Perfect" Sticker 3AM Is a Perfect Time to Call for EMS die-cut ambulance humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.9 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/your-mom-rated-e-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Your_Mom_Rated_E_Sticker.png?v=1775517841 The "Your Mom Rated E" Sticker Your Mom Rated E for Everyone die-cut firefighter EMS humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/elmo-fire-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Elmo_Fire_Sticker.png?v=1775517540 The "Elmo Fire" Sticker Elmo Fire die-cut firefighter chaos humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/let-me-show-you-something-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Let_Me_Show_You_Something_Sticker.png?v=1775517402 The "Let Me Show You Something" Sticker Let Me Show You Something die-cut firefighter torch grin humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/pot-head-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Coffee_Pot_Head_Sticker.png?v=1775517250 The "Coffee Pot Head" Sticker Pot Head die-cut firefighter EMS coffee pot humor 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Sticker Gotta Have More Q die-cut firefighter Q siren mechanical siren humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.6 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/the-only-fires-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Only_Fires_Sticker.png?v=1775516478 The "Only Fires" Sticker Only Fires die-cut firefighter OnlyFans parody humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/fire-house-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Fire_House_Sticker.png?v=1775516261 The "Fire House" Sticker Fire House die-cut firefighter yellow letter tiles sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/goon-squad-axe-man-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Goon_Squad_AxeMan_Sticker.png?v=1775515985 The "Goon Squad AxeMan" Sticker Goon Squad Axe Man die-cut firefighter skull axe helmet sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/id-tap-that-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_I_d_Tap_That_Fire_Hydrant_Sticker.png?v=1775515728 The "I'd Tap That Fire Hydrant" Sticker I'd Tap That die-cut firefighter fire hydrant humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.75 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/yall-need-me-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Y_all_Need_Me_Sticker.png?v=1775515197 Y'all Need Me? Sticker Y'all Need Me Jesus Sacred Heart die-cut firefighter EMS humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/you-dropped-this-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_You_Dropped_This_Sticker.png?v=1775514440 The "You Dropped This" Sticker Hey You Dropped This stick figure brain die-cut firefighter EMS humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.75 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/if-firefighting-was-easy-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_If_Firefighting_Was_Easy_Sticker.png?v=1775514196 The "If Firefighting Was Easy" Sticker If Firefighting Was Easy Cops Would Do It die-cut firefighter humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/ambo-2-speeds-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_This_Ambo_Has_2_Speeds_Sticker.png?v=1775514013 The "This Ambo Has 2 Speeds" Sticker This Ambo Has 2 Speeds Bullshit and Oh Shit die-cut EMS ambulance humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/rub-some-dirt-on-it-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Rub_Some_Dirt_On_It_Sticker.png?v=1775513727 The "Rub Some Dirt On It" Sticker Rub Some Dirt On It It'll Stop Bleeding die-cut firefighter EMS humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.75 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/coffee-break-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Hotshots_Coffee_Time_Sticker.png?v=1775513645 The "Hotshots Coffee Time" Sticker Coffee Break die-cut firefighter skull hose coffee mug sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/diesel-therapy-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Diesel_Therapy_Sticker.png?v=1775511144 The "Diesel Therapy" Sticker Diesel Therapy die-cut EMS star of life sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/educated-drug-dealer-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Educated_Drug_Dealer_Sticker.png?v=1775511302 The "Educated Drug Dealer" Sticker I'm An Educated Drug Dealer die-cut EMS caduceus sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3.25 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/thats-what-she-said-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Thats_What_She_Said_Sticker.png?v=1775511288 The "Thats What She Said" Sticker That's What She Said die-cut firefighter humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/grocery-getter-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Grocery_Getter_Sticker.png?v=1775511273 The "Grocery Getter" Sticker Grocery Getter die-cut firefighter fire engine sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/size-does-matter-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Size_Does_Matter_Sticker.png?v=1775511258 The "Size Does Matter" Sticker Size Does Matter die-cut EMS IV needle gauge sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/little-poke-on-3-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Just_a_Little_Poke_Sticker.png?v=1775511244 The "Just a Little Poke" Sticker Little Poke on 3 die-cut EMS IV needle gloved hand sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.75 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/extra-salty-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Extra_Salty_Sticker.png?v=1775511224 The "Extra Salty" Sticker Extra Salty die-cut firefighter skull mustache cigar sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/became-my-problem-911-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Became_My_Problem_Sticker.png?v=1775511201 The "Became My Problem" Sticker It Became My Problem When You Dialed 911 die-cut firefighter EMS sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.7 inch. https://septicsaltyco.com/products/ask-me-about-my-shift-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Dumpster_Fire_Shift_Sticker.png?v=1775511171 The "Dumpster Fire Shift" Sticker Ask Me About My Shift die-cut firefighter dumpster fire sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch https://septicsaltyco.com/products/woke-up-sexy-again-sticker 2026-04-07T19:03:01-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0947/3415/6058/files/The_Woke_Up_Sexy_Again_Sticker.png?v=1775511157 The "Woke Up Sexy Again" Sticker Woke Up Sexy Again die-cut firefighter mustache sticker, gloss vinyl, 2.75 inch