The Burnout Bulletin

Welcome to The Burnout Bulletin—Septic & Salty’s official dumping ground for firehouse sarcasm, dark-humor rants, and the occasional update about our firefighter shirts, hats, and stickers. Think of it as the kitchen table chatter, but in writing (and slightly less likely to get you written up).

The Burnout Bulletin

A Healthy Fire House: Probie Edition

The fantasy of the self-taught probie often looks like this: a rookie spending countless hours in the bay, magically absorbing knowledge from the trucks and equipment. But let's get real...

A Healthy Fire House: Probie Edition

The fantasy of the self-taught probie often looks like this: a rookie spending countless hours in the bay, magically absorbing knowledge from the trucks and equipment. But let's get real...

🧼 Clean Gear, Dirty Minds: A Firehouse Survival...

We make gear for the gloriously unhinged — for those of us still running calls while our sanity slowly backs out of the driveway.

🧼 Clean Gear, Dirty Minds: A Firehouse Survival...

We make gear for the gloriously unhinged — for those of us still running calls while our sanity slowly backs out of the driveway.

Firefighter Gear, Sarcasm, and Station Life in Print

The Burnout Bulletin isn’t here to motivate you. It’s here to give firefighters and medics something worth scrolling during downtime—gear drops, firehouse culture takes, and dark-humor commentary your chief definitely wouldn’t approve.

What You’ll Find Inside

Announcements on new firefighter apparel collections (shirts, hats, and stickers).
Sarcastic blog posts about shift life, burnout, and questionable calls.
Firehouse banter in written form—because sometimes a post says what you can’t.
Occasional guides that mix real info with sarcasm.

Why The Burnout Bulletin Exists

Because firefighters don’t want corporate “newsrooms” or feel-good newsletters. You want unfiltered sarcasm, dark humor, and updates that feel like they were written by your own crew. That’s what this blog delivers—straight, salty, and unapologetic.