The Burnout Bulletin
Welcome to The Burnout Bulletin—firehouse sarcasm, dark-humor rants, and real talk about our firefighter shirts, firefighter hats, and stickers. It’s the kitchen-table chatter in print (and slightly less likely to get you written up).
The Burnout Bulletin
When the Sirens Fade: The Unspoken Burnout of EMS
You can spot it from a mile away—the medic who’s been running on fumes since 2018 but still shows up with a half-empty coffee and a full-blown death wish. Burnout...
When the Sirens Fade: The Unspoken Burnout of EMS
You can spot it from a mile away—the medic who’s been running on fumes since 2018 but still shows up with a half-empty coffee and a full-blown death wish. Burnout...
The Septic & Salty Story: Why We Got Tired (And...
There’s only so many “Live, Laugh, Love” firefighter tees and cookie-cutter EMS mugs a person can see before they start to wonder — who the hell are these made for?...
The Septic & Salty Story: Why We Got Tired (And...
There’s only so many “Live, Laugh, Love” firefighter tees and cookie-cutter EMS mugs a person can see before they start to wonder — who the hell are these made for?...
Mutual Aid Kills: The Dark Humor Survival Guide...
The Problem with Mutual Aid Let’s be honest—mutual aid sounds great on paper. Brotherhood, helping your neighbors, all that kumbaya garbage. But in reality? It’s code for, “Congrats, you’re...
Mutual Aid Kills: The Dark Humor Survival Guide...
The Problem with Mutual Aid Let’s be honest—mutual aid sounds great on paper. Brotherhood, helping your neighbors, all that kumbaya garbage. But in reality? It’s code for, “Congrats, you’re...
The Unwritten Rules of the Firehouse (Because W...
Welcome to the Dysfunctional Family Photo Think firefighting is all dramatic rescues and slow-motion helmet removals? That’s cute. The real firehouse experience is a cocktail of overcooked chili, sarcastic paramedic...
The Unwritten Rules of the Firehouse (Because W...
Welcome to the Dysfunctional Family Photo Think firefighting is all dramatic rescues and slow-motion helmet removals? That’s cute. The real firehouse experience is a cocktail of overcooked chili, sarcastic paramedic...
🔥 Firehouse Humor: The Only Therapy We Can Afford
Firehouse humor isn’t just laughs—it’s survival. Septic & Salty turns kitchen-table sarcasm into firefighter shirts and hats built for the gloriously unhinged.
🔥 Firehouse Humor: The Only Therapy We Can Afford
Firehouse humor isn’t just laughs—it’s survival. Septic & Salty turns kitchen-table sarcasm into firefighter shirts and hats built for the gloriously unhinged.
🚒 Firefighter Burnout Is Real — But At Least We...
Burnout isn’t weakness—it’s the tax firefighters and medics pay for running toward chaos every day. Septic & Salty turns that reality into dark, sarcastic apparel built for survival.
🚒 Firefighter Burnout Is Real — But At Least We...
Burnout isn’t weakness—it’s the tax firefighters and medics pay for running toward chaos every day. Septic & Salty turns that reality into dark, sarcastic apparel built for survival.
Firefighter Gear, Sarcasm, and Station Life in Print
The Burnout Bulletin isn’t here to fix morale with posters. It’s here to give firefighters something worth scrolling during downtime—firehouse culture takes, unfiltered sarcasm, and occasional product news that actually answers questions. If you speak bay-floor, you’ll feel at home.
What you’ll find inside
- Posts about firefighter apparel that skip fluff: fit notes, care, and how pieces hold up in real life.
- Sarcastic essays on shift life, burnout, and the moments you only understand if you’ve been there.
- Firehouse banter in writing—because sometimes a post can say what you can’t at lineup.
- Guides that mix useful info with a little disrespect (the healthy kind).
Why this blog exists
Because you don’t want corporate “newsrooms.” You want straight talk from a firefighter lifestyle brand that sounds like your crew: salty, honest, and unapologetic. That’s what this blog delivers—no pep talks, no polishing, just the truth with a smirk.
Laugh, Learn, Then Stir the Pot
If the chief wouldn’t approve it, it probably belongs here. Grab gear that talks back and reads like the bay floor—firefighter shirts for the message, firefighter hats for the attitude. Subscribe if you want new posts and product news without the corporate tone.