Privacy policy
🔒 Privacy Policy
Last Updated: August 21, 2025
The Boring Legal Part
Septic & Salty Supply Co. (“we,” “our,” or “us”) runs this circus of firefighter shirts, hats, stickers, and questionable life choices. Our store is powered by Shopify, which keeps the gears turning so your order actually makes it from our site to your doorstep.
This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and share your info when you shop with us, browse the site, or otherwise interact with our Services. Spoiler: we’re not selling your data to shady third parties—we barely have the energy to keep the coffee pot full.
What We Collect
We collect the usual stuff:
- Contact Info – Your name, address, email, and phone number (so gear ends up with you and not your neighbor).
- Payment Details – Processed securely by Shopify/Stripe/PayPal. We never see your full card digits.
- Account Info – If you make an account, we keep your login and settings.
- Order Details – What you buy, return, or cancel (so we can roast you if you panic-return a shirt).
- Device + Usage Info – Standard cookies, IP address, and how you move around the site. Helps us figure out what gear people actually like.
How We Use It
- To Ship Your Stuff – Shirts, hats, stickers → your house.
- To Keep Things Secure – Fraud detection, account protection, keeping the trolls out.
- To Market to You – Emails, ads, and promos. You can unsubscribe anytime (but you’ll miss our best sarcasm).
- To Improve – We track what sells and what bombs so we can make more of what you want.
- To Follow the Law – If we have to hand over info because lawyers or law enforcement come knocking.
Who We Share With
- Shopify – Our host and e-commerce engine.
- Payment Providers & Shipping Carriers – So your order actually processes and arrives.
- Analytics/Ad Partners – To run marketing campaigns and track performance.
- No Rando Third Parties – We don’t sell your info, period.
Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you might have legal rights like:
- Accessing the personal info we hold about you.
- Requesting corrections or deletion.
- Opting out of marketing or targeted ads.
- Asking us to delete your account/data.
Email us at: septicandsaltysupplyco@gmail.com and we’ll handle it.
Kids
Our stuff isn’t for children. If you’re under 16 and somehow reading this, close the laptop and go do your homework.
Security & Retention
No system is “perfectly secure,” but Shopify keeps data locked down. We only hold onto your info as long as we need it—for orders, legal compliance, or to keep your account live.
Updates
We’ll update this policy if laws change or if Shopify changes how they handle things. If it’s a major change, we’ll let you know.
Contact Us
Questions? Sarcastic remarks? Privacy concerns?
👉 septicandsaltysupplyco@gmail.com