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  • Septic & Salty embroidered skull firefighter sticker with helmet design in forest green and gold on black vinyl.

    Septic & Salty “Embroidered Skull” Die‑Cut Sticker

    Septic & Salty “Embroidered Skull” Die‑Cut Sticker

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Septic & Salty Sepsis-A-Mania firefighter shirt with bold wrestling-inspired back print and dark humor firehouse apparel style.

    Septic & Salty: Sepsis-A-Mania Edition

    Septic & Salty: Sepsis-A-Mania Edition

    Regular price From $28.00 USD
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  • Serpent Skull Hat | Full-Color Leather Patch Snake & Skull Design

    Serpent Skull Hat | Full-Color Leather Patch Snake & Skull Design

    Serpent Skull Hat | Full-Color Leather Patch Snake & Skull Design

    Regular price From $30.00 USD
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  • Skid Mark 5000 firefighter humor underwear – tactical drawers built for DEFCON 1 situations with dark comedy design.

    Skid Mark 5000 Tactical Drawers – Firefighter Humor Underwear

    Skid Mark 5000 Tactical Drawers – Firefighter Humor Underwear

    Regular price From $26.50 USD
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  • Straight Stream Psycho Hat | Firefighter Leather Patch Design

    Straight Stream Psycho Hat | Firefighter Leather Patch Design

    Straight Stream Psycho Hat | Firefighter Leather Patch Design

    Regular price From $30.00 USD
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  • Stretch or Die – Firefighter T-Shirt

    Stretch or Die – Firefighter T-Shirt

    Stretch or Die – Firefighter T-Shirt

    Regular price $25.00 USD
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  • The Pipeman

    The Pipeman

    The Pipeman

    Regular price From $30.00 USD
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  • You Call, We Haul firefighter EMS humor shirt by Septic & Salty, dark comedy transport tee for EMTs and paramedics.

    You Call, We Haul (and Complain Later) Tee

    You Call, We Haul (and Complain Later) Tee

    Regular price From $20.00 USD
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  • The District Dick firefighter shirt with sarcastic probie roast graphic design for firehouse humor apparel.

    “The District Dick” – Probationary Edition Tee

    “The District Dick” – Probationary Edition Tee

    Regular price From $25.00 USD
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