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  • Illustration of a firefighter emblem with a person using a walker and text 'Firefighting Not Lift Assists'.

    "Firefighting, Not Lift Assists" Sticker

    "Firefighting, Not Lift Assists" Sticker

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Back view of black t-shirt featuring the "First Due or Forgotten" graphic — bold firefighter humor apparel by Septic & Salty Supply Co.

    "First Due or Forgotten" Tee

    "First Due or Forgotten" Tee

    Regular price $32.00 USD
    Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
  • Back view of black t-shirt featuring a grim reaper skeleton holding a syringe and scythe, with red distressed text reading "The Narcan Fairy" and "Wakey, Wakey!" — dark humor EMS and firefighter apparel by Septic & Salty Supply Co.

    "The Narcan Fairy" Tee

    "The Narcan Fairy" Tee

    Regular price $25.00 USD
    Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
  • "The Old Guard" Retiree Tee (Local 2938)

    "The Old Guard" Retiree Tee (Local 2938)

    "The Old Guard" Retiree Tee (Local 2938)

    Regular price $10.00 USD
    Regular price Sale price $10.00 USD
  • "The Salty Lid" Trucker Hat

    "The Salty Lid" Trucker Hat

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    "The Salty Lid" Trucker Hat

    Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Front view of black t-shirt featuring a skeleton firefighter in turnout gear holding an IV drip stand, with distressed text reading "Sepsis — Not Just a Word, It's a Lifestyle" — dark humor EMS and firefighter apparel by Septic & Salty Supply Co.

    "The Sepsis Lifestyle" Tee

    "The Sepsis Lifestyle" Tee

    Regular price $32.00 USD
    Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
  • Black t-shirt with vintage ambulance graphic and text on a dark background

    "You Call, We Haul (And Complain Later)" Tee

    "You Call, We Haul (And Complain Later)" Tee

    Regular price $32.00 USD
    Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
  • 3AM Is a Perfect Time to Call for EMS die-cut ambulance humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.9 inch

    3am Is Perfect

    3am Is Perfect

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Backdraft Bastard Firefighter Leather Patch Hat

    Backdraft Bastard Firefighter Leather Patch Hat

    Backdraft Bastard Firefighter Leather Patch Hat

    Regular price From $30.00 USD
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  • It Became My Problem When You Dialed 911 die-cut firefighter EMS sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.7 inch.

    Became My Problem Sticker

    Became My Problem Sticker

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Cardiac Arrest die-cut EMS cartoon heart character humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch

    Cardiac Arrest Sticker

    Cardiac Arrest Sticker

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Pot Head die-cut firefighter EMS coffee pot humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch

    Coffee Pot Head Sticker

    Coffee Pot Head Sticker

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Diesel Therapy die-cut EMS star of life sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch

    Diesel Therapy Sticker

    Diesel Therapy Sticker

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Ask Me About My Shift die-cut firefighter dumpster fire sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 2.5 inch

    Dumpster Fire Shift Sticker

    Dumpster Fire Shift Sticker

    Regular price From $6.00 USD
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  • I'm An Educated Drug Dealer die-cut EMS caduceus sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3.25 inch

    Educated Drug Dealer Sticker

    Educated Drug Dealer Sticker

    Regular price From $4.00 USD
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  • Elmo Fire die-cut firefighter chaos humor sticker, weatherproof vinyl, 3 inch

    Elmo Fire Sticker

    Elmo Fire Sticker

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