You signed up for smoke, flames, and glory. You got Mrs. Henderson, who’s fallen out of her chair for the third time this week. This is your life now.
The "Firefighting, Not Lift Assists" Sticker is a sarcastic salute to the grim reality of the modern fire service. It’s for every firefighter who has ever dreamed of kicking in doors and ended up kicking themselves for joining the world’s most expensive taxi service. Featuring a cartoon Maltese cross and a fallen old lady, this sticker is a perfect, passive-aggressive way to voice your displeasure. Stick it on your helmet and pray for a structure fire.
DETAILS:
Material: Durable vinyl that will outlast your patience.
Finish: A smooth, matte finish that’s as flat as your morale.
Perfect For: Helmets, clipboards, and the bumper of the ambulance.
