Firefighting, Not Lift Assists Die-Cut Sticker

Because nothing says “living the dream” like being dispatched to Grandma’s fifth “I’ve fallen and can’t get up” of the day. The “Firefighting, Not Lift Assists” Sticker is a perfect slap of sarcasm for your helmet, locker, or the nearest EMS clipboard.

This design features a cartoon-style Maltese cross with a fallen old lady and her trusty walker—capturing the true spirit of morale destruction. For the firefighter who joined for the fire but got stuck in geriatrics.

Stick it. Laugh about it. Pretend you’re not crying inside. The perfect firefighter sticker that will talk smack for you! Perfect for keeping moral up through that unending 24 hour shift. 

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Product Features:
• Size Options: 3” – 5” durable vinyl
• Scratch, water, and UV resistant
• Matte finish with bold orange-red tones
• Ideal for helmets, tumblers, clipboards, and station walls
• Designed for dark humor firefighters, not HR-approved
• Original Septic & Salty artwork (you won’t find this gem in your Chief’s office)