The Salty Lid – Firehouse Humor for Firefighters

Meet The Salty Lid — the official headgear of the burnt-out, black-hearted, caffeine-fueled heroes keeping the world from burning (or at least trying to). This isn’t some cheap department store cap — it’s a battle-tested lid built for firehouse sarcasm, station pride, and those moments you’re pretending to listen to command.

Front and center: the Septic & Salty Supply Co. Maltese Cross, complete with skull, axes, and unapologetic attitude. The red-and-gold embroidery hits harder than a probie slamming a hydrant, while the black mesh keeps your head cooler than the admin’s excuses.

You don’t wear The Salty Lid — you earn it.

🔥 Features:

• Structured trucker fit — built to survive shifts, calls, and beer nights.
• 3D embroidered Septic & Salty Maltese Cross design.
• Breathable mesh back for max ventilation (and minimum sweat stank).
• Adjustable snapback closure — one size fits most firehouse egos.
• Premium cotton/poly blend front panels.
• Color: Blackout Edition

🧯 Perfect For:

• Roasting probies and chiefs alike.
• Covering post-fire helmet hair.
• Wearing to Walmart at 3AM because you hate people but need milk.
• Letting the world know you’re part of the “seen-some-sh*t” crowd.