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"You Call, We Haul (And Complain Later)" Tee

"You Call, We Haul (And Complain Later)" Tee

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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Firefighter/paramedic-owned • Usually ships in 4–8 business days • 30-day returns

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Orders usually ship within 4–8 business days. Tracking is emailed when your order ships. Unworn, unused items in their original condition may be returned within 10 days of delivery. Contact brennan@septicsaltyco.com before returning an item.

"You Call, We Haul (And Complain Later)" Tee — Septic & Salty Supply Co.

It's 3 AM. The tones drop for the fifth "I've fallen and I can't get up" of the night. You sigh, you complain, you question every life choice that led you to this moment. And then you get in the truck. The "You Call, We Haul (And Complain Later)" Tee is the official uniform of the perpetually exhausted — because the job is 90% hauling and 10% complaining about the hauling, and somebody needs to represent that honestly.

Who It's For

  • The BLS crew running on their 15th call of the shift with nothing left but muscle memory and spite.
  • The medic who has mastered the silent, judgmental stare from the captain's chair.
  • Anyone who shows up every single time, complains the entire way there, and wouldn't have it any other way.

The Specs

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton — durable enough to outlast your patience on a full moon shift.
  • Print method: DTF (Direct to Film) — bonds directly to the fabric for vivid, flexible prints that hold up through repeated washing without cracking or peeling.
  • Fit: True-to-size with a relaxed everyday cut. Size up if you want extra room.
  • Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Hang dry for the longest print life.

Size-Up Before You Commit

Don't guess your way through this one like a probie with a stuck inward-swinging door. Lay your favorite tee flat and measure chest width one inch below the armholes, then shoulder to hem for body length. That's your game plan.

  • S: 18.25" × 26.625"
  • M: 20.25" × 28"
  • L: 22" × 29.375"
  • XL: 24" × 30.75"
  • 2XL: 26" × 31.625"
  • 3XL: 27.75" × 32.5"
  • 4XL: 29.75" × 33.5"

Between sizes? Size up for room. Size down for a fitted look.

Get the job done. Complain about it later. Add to cart.

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