"The Sepsis Lifestyle" Tee

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You feel cold, but you’re sweating. Your heart is racing, but you’re sitting still. You have a general sense of impending doom. Is it sepsis, or is it just another Tuesday on the ambulance?

The "Sepsis Lifestyle" Tee is for the medics and firefighters who have seen so much of it, they’ve started to develop symptoms. It’s a dark, hilarious nod to the fact that burnout, dehydration, and a diet of gas station food can make you feel like you’re circling the drain. This shirt, with its earthy, 70s-inspired design, is a wearable cry for help and a badge of honor all in one. You’re not just sick; you’re living the septic lifestyle.

WHO IT'S FOR:

The paramedic who can diagnose sepsis from the doorway.
The firefighter who thinks a 101°F temperature is “just a little warm.”
Anyone who has ever used an IV bag as a pillow.

THE SPECS:

Fabric: A ridiculously soft 100% cotton tee that’s more comfortable than a hospital bed.
Fit: A classic, unisex fit that’s perfect for your next 24-hour shift.
Print: A high-quality, vintage-style print that will last longer than your will to live.

Embrace the septic. Add to cart.

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Hoodie showed up on time and didn’t disappoint. The material is soft and didn’t shrink. One of my new favorites.

First of all...the color (dark heather) is absolutely amazing and one of my favorites. I tend to run as a medium in hoodies, but I got a large in this one for a baggier fit- and it fits true to size. It's been washed and dried three times with no damage to any of the print. If you want something cool and comfy to wear to the gym (or sitting on the couch like I do) this is for you.

Not happy with centering of the image on the back of the garment but most of all did not expect this to be a heat transfer, too many companies are taking the easy way out with these transfers. Stand out and make a quality product that lasts with screen printed substrates.

Thank you for taking the time to let us know of the quality issues with your purchase. You will be refunded in full. Selling poor quality apparel has never been our goal. We are disappointed this was your experience with us. We will be exploring other options to offer our customers higher quality products than what you received.
Again, we apologize for your experience. Thank you for giving us a try.

~Septic & Salty Supply Company.

Was hoping for a little better quality for the $ but still worth it. Wont be able to wash and dry very often due to the style of the shirt and patches.

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"The Sepsis Lifestyle" Tee