"The Sepsis Lifestyle" Tee

You feel cold, but you're sweating. Your heart is racing, but you're sitting still. You have a general sense of impending doom. Is it sepsis, or is it just another Tuesday on the ambulance? The "Sepsis Lifestyle" Tee is for the medics and firefighters who've seen so much of it they've started developing symptoms — a wearable diagnosis for anyone running on gas station food, bad sleep, and sheer spite.

Who It's For

• The paramedic who can diagnose sepsis from the doorway and probably has it themselves.
• The firefighter who considers a 101°F temperature "a little warm" and walks it off.
• Anyone who has ever used an IV bag as a pillow and called it a solid night's sleep.

The Specs

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to make a 24-hour shift almost bearable.
• Print method: DTF (Direct to Film) — bonds directly to the fabric for vivid, flexible prints that hold up through repeated washing without cracking or peeling.
• Fit: True-to-size with a relaxed everyday cut. Size up if you want extra room.
• Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Hang dry for the longest print life.

Size-Up Before You Commit

Don't guess your way through this one like a probie with a stuck inward-swinging door. Lay your favorite tee flat and measure chest width one inch below the armholes, then shoulder to hem for body length. That's your game plan.

• S: 18.25" × 26.625"
• M: 20.25" × 28"
• L: 22" × 29.375"
• XL: 24" × 30.75"
• 2XL: 26" × 31.625"
• 3XL: 27.75" × 32.5"
• 4XL: 29.75" × 33.5"

Between sizes? Size up for room. Size down for a fitted look.

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