• Back view of black t-shirt featuring a grim reaper skeleton holding a syringe and scythe, with red distressed text reading "The Narcan Fairy" and "Wakey, Wakey!" — dark humor EMS and firefighter apparel by Septic & Salty Supply Co.
  • Front view of black t-shirt with left chest Septic & Salty Supply Co. logo — a distressed red and gold Maltese cross featuring a skull in a firefighter helmet with crossed axes.
  • Firefighter wearing a black t-shirt showing the Narcan Fairy back graphic — grim reaper with syringe and "Wakey, Wakey!" text — photographed from behind in a firehouse bay with turnout gear visible in background.
  • Front view of a firefighter wearing a black Septic & Salty Supply Co. tee with left chest Maltese cross logo — lifestyle shot in a gym setting with a barbell in the foreground — Septic & Salty Supply Co.
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"The Narcan Fairy" Tee

"The Narcan Fairy" Tee

$25.00 USD
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"The Narcan Fairy" Tee — Septic & Salty Supply Co.

Wakey, wakey. It's 3 AM and the Narcan Fairy is back on the clock. He doesn't get holidays, he doesn't get thank-yous, and he definitely doesn't get a full night's sleep. The "Narcan Fairy" Tee is for the medics and firefighters who've lost count of how many times they've spread their wings for the same frequent flyer — and learned to cope with the absurdity of it all through a thick layer of gallows humor.

Who It's For

  • The medic who knows their regulars by first name, last call, and preferred reversal dose.
  • The firefighter who has seen enough to stop being shocked by anything and started being darkly amused instead.
  • Anyone who understands that sometimes the only way to stay sane out there is to laugh at the darkness.

The Specs

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for the couch, durable enough for the chaos.
  • Print method: DTF (Direct to Film) — a modern transfer process that bonds directly to the fabric for vivid, flexible prints that hold up through repeated washing without cracking or peeling.
  • Fit: True-to-size with a relaxed everyday cut. Size up if you want extra room.
  • Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Hang dry for the longest print life.

Size-Up Before You Commit

Don't guess your way through this one like a probie with a stuck inward-swinging door. Lay your favorite tee flat and measure chest width one inch below the armholes, then shoulder to hem for body length. That's your game plan.

  • S: 18.25" × 26.625"
  • M: 20.25" × 28"
  • L: 22" × 29.375"
  • XL: 24" × 30.75"
  • 2XL: 26" × 31.625"
  • 3XL: 27.75" × 32.5"
  • 4XL: 29.75" × 33.5"

Between sizes? Size up for room. Size down for a fitted look.

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