The "FDIC" Tee

FDIC: Fully Dysfunctional Incident Command. If you've worked a scene where the plan lasted about thirty seconds before someone improvised their way through it, you already know what this stands for.

The design says "Here to Screw Things Up." The crew that wears this doesn't follow the book — they've read it, disagreed with half of it, and figured out what actually works at 0200 on a residential structure with a locked gate and a hydrant two blocks out.

Who It's For

• The firefighter who has watched an IC's plan fall apart in real time and adapted without blinking.
• The crew member who runs on chaos and coffee and considers that a perfectly acceptable operating condition.
• Anyone buying for the firefighter on their shift who treats every dumb call as a personal challenge.

The Specs

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
• Print method: DTF (Direct to Film)
• Fit: True-to-size with a relaxed everyday cut.
• Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Hang dry for longest print life.

Size-Up Before You Commit

Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure chest width (1" below armholes) and body length (shoulder to hem).

• S: 18.25" × 26.625"
• M: 20.25" × 28"
• L: 22" × 29.375"
• XL: 24" × 30.75"
• 2XL: 26" × 31.625"
• 3XL: 27.75" × 32.5"
• 4XL: 29.75" × 33.5"

Between sizes? Size up for room. Size down for a fitted look.

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