• Black t-shirt back graphic featuring two skeleton firefighters in red helmets throwing punches at each other above a red shield banner reading “Bring Fistfights Back to the Firehouse”
  • Black t-shirt front showing a small left-chest Septic & Salty Supply Company Maltese cross logo with a skull, crossed axes, and the number 5
  • Man wearing the Bring Fistfights Back to the Firehouse black t-shirt, back graphic visible, leaning against a truck door outdoors​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
  • Man wearing a black Septic & Salty Supply Company t-shirt with left-chest Maltese cross logo, carrying a gear bag outside a fire station with an engine visible in the background​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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The Original “Firehouse Fistfights” Tee

The Original “Firehouse Fistfights” Tee

Firefighter/paramedic-owned • Usually ships in 4–8 business days • 10-day returns

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$25.00 USD
$25.00 USD
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Shipping & Returns

Orders usually ship within 4–8 business days. Tracking is emailed when your order ships. Unworn, unused items in their original condition may be returned within 10 days of delivery. Contact brennan@septicsaltyco.com before returning an item.

Firefighter/paramedic-owned and built for the firehouse.

  • Fit: True to size with a relaxed everyday cut
  • Processing: Usually ships within 4–8 business days
  • Returns: Unworn items may be returned within 10 days of delivery

This is the shirt that started it all. The one HR hates and the old guard frames. Before there were sensitivity trainings, exit interviews, and wellness check-ins, there was the bay — and whatever happened in it stayed in it. The "Firehouse Fistfights" Tee is a monument to the era when you settled a beef face-to-face, shook hands after, and shared a meal like nothing happened. Some call it toxic. The rest of us call it Tuesday.

Who It's For

  • The firefighter who's been told to "watch their tone" more times than they've pulled hose.
  • The retiree who remembers when the firehouse ran on sarcasm, stubbornness, and mutual respect — usually in that order.
  • Anyone who believes a little controlled chaos is the secret ingredient to a crew that actually runs into fire together.

The Specs

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to sleep in, tough enough to survive the dryer.
  • Print method: DTF (Direct to Film) — a modern transfer process designed for vivid, flexible prints. Wash cold, inside out, and dry low for the longest print life.
  • Fit: True-to-size with a relaxed everyday cut. Size up if you want room to work.
  • Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Hang dry for the longest print life.

Size-Up Before You Commit

Don't guess your way through this one like a probie with a stuck inward-swinging door. Lay your favorite tee flat and measure chest width one inch below the armholes, then shoulder to hem for body length. That's your game plan.

  • S: 18.25" × 26.625"
  • M: 20.25" × 28"
  • L: 22" × 29.375"
  • XL: 24" × 30.75"
  • 2XL: 26" × 31.625"
  • 3XL: 27.75" × 32.5"
  • 4XL: 29.75" × 33.5"

Between sizes? Size up for room. Size down for a fitted look.

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