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The Original “Firehouse Fistfights” Tee

The Original “Firehouse Fistfights” Tee

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This is the shirt that started it all. The one HR hates and the old guard frames. Before there were sensitivity trainings, exit interviews, and wellness check-ins, there was the bay — and whatever happened in it stayed in it. The "Firehouse Fistfights" Tee is a monument to the era when you settled a beef face-to-face, shook hands after, and shared a meal like nothing happened. Some call it toxic. The rest of us call it Tuesday.

Who It's For

  • The firefighter who's been told to "watch their tone" more times than they've pulled hose.
  • The retiree who remembers when the firehouse ran on sarcasm, stubbornness, and mutual respect — usually in that order.
  • Anyone who believes a little controlled chaos is the secret ingredient to a crew that actually runs into fire together.

The Specs

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to sleep in, tough enough to survive the dryer.
  • Print method: DTF (Direct to Film) — a modern transfer process that bonds directly to the fabric for vivid, flexible prints that hold up through repeated washing without cracking or peeling.
  • Fit: True-to-size with a relaxed everyday cut. Size up if you want room to work.
  • Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Hang dry for the longest print life.

Size-Up Before You Commit

Don't guess your way through this one like a probie with a stuck inward-swinging door. Lay your favorite tee flat and measure chest width one inch below the armholes, then shoulder to hem for body length. That's your game plan.

  • S: 18.25" × 26.625"
  • M: 20.25" × 28"
  • L: 22" × 29.375"
  • XL: 24" × 30.75"
  • 2XL: 26" × 31.625"
  • 3XL: 27.75" × 32.5"
  • 4XL: 29.75" × 33.5"

Between sizes? Size up for room. Size down for a fitted look.

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