• Black t-shirt back graphic featuring two skeleton firefighters in red helmets throwing punches at each other above a red shield banner reading “Bring Fistfights Back to the Firehouse”
  • Black t-shirt front showing a small left-chest Septic & Salty Supply Company Maltese cross logo with a skull, crossed axes, and the number 5
  • Man wearing the Bring Fistfights Back to the Firehouse black t-shirt, back graphic visible, leaning against a truck door outdoors​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
  • Man wearing a black Septic & Salty Supply Company t-shirt with left-chest Maltese cross logo, carrying a gear bag outside a fire station with an engine visible in the background​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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The Original Firehouse Fistfights Tee

The Original Firehouse Fistfights Tee

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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Firefighter/paramedic-owned • Usually ships in 4–8 business days • 30-day returns

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Shipping & Returns

Orders usually ship within 4–8 business days. Tracking is emailed when your order ships. Unworn, unused items in their original condition may be returned within 10 days of delivery. Contact brennan@septicsaltyco.com before returning an item.

Firehouse humor. Off-duty comfort. The original Firehouse Fistfights firefighter tee pairs a bold skeleton-firefighter back graphic with a small Septic & Salty chest logo.

  • Fabric: Soft, 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Fit: Relaxed everyday cut, true to size. Available in S–4XL. Compare your favorite tee with the measurements below.
  • Print: DTF (Direct to Film) transfer. Wash cold, inside out, and dry low to help protect the graphic.
  • Processing: Usually ships within 4–8 business days. Carrier transit time is additional. View shipping details.
  • Returns: See our return eligibility and instructions before ordering.

Built for the Crew That Gets It

For the firefighter who runs on station sarcasm and the retiree who still has the best stories at the table. Designed by a firefighter/paramedic, with enough attitude for the bay, the bar, or your next day off.

Find Your Fit

Lay a favorite tee flat. Measure chest width one inch below the armholes and body length from shoulder to hem. Measurements below are width × length in inches.

  • S: 18.25 × 26.625
  • M: 20.25 × 28
  • L: 22 × 29.375
  • XL: 24 × 30.75
  • 2XL: 26 × 31.625
  • 3XL: 27.75 × 32.5
  • 4XL: 29.75 × 33.5

Between sizes? Choose the larger size for more room.

Keep the Graphic Looking Good

Wash cold and inside out. Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest print life.

Choose your size and bring it back to the bay.

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