Half Sac Steve – Firehouse Humor for Firefighters

🚨 Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause elevated testosterone and an uncontrollable urge to roast probies until they cry into their IV bags.

The Half Sac Steve Firefighter Shirt is a limited edition tribute to the unofficial patron saint of sepsis survival, medic shift dodging, and rookie hazing. Born from pure infection and firehouse trauma, this tee immortalizes the legend who nearly lost a leg—but never lost his edge.

This isn’t a basic firefighter shirt. It’s sarcasm, satire, and savage firehouse banter wrapped in cotton. Whether you’re running IVs, running into a fire, or just running your mouth, this shirt makes it clear you’re built different (and maybe still a little infected).

Details

• Ultra-soft, pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend for everyday comfort
• Colors: Black, Military Green, and Ash
• Front: Clean Maltese Cross chest print with “Septic & Salty Supply Co.”
• Back: Full-size Half Sac Steve design—sepsis-dripping, axe-wielding chaos
• Fit: Athletic cut—size up for medic station couch comfort
• Print: Screen-printed with premium inks strong enough to outlast Steve’s sweat

Why You Need It

Because standard firefighter shirts don’t scream: “I almost coded from a leg wound, and now I bully rookies with my IV bag.” This one does. The Half Sac Steve Shirt is morale gear, parody apparel, and firehouse legend all in one.

Size Guide

• S – Still motivated
• M – Just got off probation
• L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
• XL – Built like a medic unit
• 2XL – Command presence
• 3X–4X – The Final Boss of EMS

This is a limited run. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. Don’t wait—Steve didn’t.

💉 One Sac. Zero Regrets. Legendary Infection Energy.