Half Sac Steve Firefighter Shirt – Limited Edition Septic & Salty
Half Sac Steve Firefighter Shirt – Limited Edition Septic & Salty
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🚨 Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause elevated testosterone and an uncontrollable urge to berate new hires.
The Half Sac Steve Firefighter Shirt is a limited edition tribute to the unofficial patron saint of surviving sepsis, skipping medic shifts, and roasting rookies until they cry into their IV bags. Born from pure infection and firehouse trauma, this tee immortalizes the legend who nearly lost a leg — but never lost his edge.
Whether you’re running IVs, running into fire, or just running your mouth, this firefighter humor shirt makes it clear you’re built different (and possibly infected).
🔥 Details:
- Ultra-soft, pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend
- Available in Black, Military Green, and Ash
- Front: Clean Maltese Cross chest print with “Septic & Salty Supply Co.”
- Back: Full-size sepsis-dripping, axe-wielding Half Sac Steve artwork
- Athletic cut — size up if you want that medic station couch comfort
- Screen-printed with premium inks strong enough to outlast Steve’s sweat
🚨 Why You Need It:
Because basic firefighter shirts don’t scream “I almost coded from a leg wound and now I bully rookies with my IV bag.”
📏 Size Guide:
- S – Still motivated
- M – Just got off probation
- L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
- XL – Built like a medic unit
- 2XL – Command presence
- 3X–4X – The Final Boss of EMS
This is a limited run — once it’s gone, it’s gone. Don’t wait. Steve didn’t.
💉 One Sac. Zero Regrets. Legendary Infection Energy.
Have you ever ran 27 toe pains in a shift and considered painting the walls with your hopes and dreams as a result? Have you ever been on a mutual aid lift assist 17 miles out of district and your department gets hit with a working job in your first due so you end up last on scene and get assigned with RIT? Then this shirt is for you! Built by titans of the industry and inspired by the only probie on the planet that never has to ride the box. It’s comfortable, offensive and down right badass.
You’ve already been assaulted with the transitional attack and missed the glory days of aggressive interior firefighting, so DON’T miss out on this masterpiece of a shirt!