Septic & Salty Carhartt Beanie – Firehouse Humor for Firefighters

Septic & Salty Carhartt Beanie | Firefighter Winter Hat | Burnout Apparel by Septic & Salty Supply Co.

Perfect for those mornings when you roll into shift with your hair still smelling like smoke and regret. The Septic & Salty Carhartt Beanie keeps your head warm while your soul freezes over from years of firehouse trauma and overtime.

Embroidered with the iconic Septic & Salty Maltese cross, this beanie doesn’t just say you’re cold — it says you’ve accepted the darkness and made it your brand. Built tough enough for the fireground, soft enough for your post-call existential crisis.

Features:

• Genuine Carhartt build — because cheap beanies don’t survive firehouse dryers

• Thick acrylic rib knit to block out wind, snow, and unsolicited “rookie advice”

• Embroidered Septic & Salty logo with the classic Maltese cross

• One size fits most (even those swollen firefighter egos)

• Machine washable (you won’t wash it anyway)