Septic & Salty: Sepsis-A-Mania Edition

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a battle flag for anyone fueled by caffeine, chaos, and 80s nostalgia with biceps bigger than the chief’s ego.

The Septic & Salty: Sepsis-A-Mania Edition Tee delivers firehouse attitude and full-throttle sarcasm in one glorious package. Calm on the front, unhinged on the back — this firefighter humor shirt features our honorary Chief of Gains, Firefighter Hulk, ripping his coat like it’s WrestleMania III.

It doesn’t whisper. It SCREAMS:
“SAY YOUR PRAYERS. EAT YOUR PROTEIN. CHECK YOUR GEAR, BROTHER.”

Whether you’re dragging hose, flipping rookies, or suplexing your demons, this shirt makes one thing clear: you didn’t come to play. You came to pray… and protein slam.

🔥 Features:

• Savage back print with embers, smoke, and unstoppable firehouse energy
• “Septic & Salty Supply Company” branding that slaps harder than a chief’s Monday memo
• 100% cotton — breathable for firehouse banter, durable for station kitchen smackdowns
• Designed for firefighters, lifters, and chaos-fueled caffeine junkies

🛑 Wear It If:

• You’ve said “brother” unironically during training
• You bench more than your feelings
• You believe honor, grit, and leg drops fix life’s problems

📏 Fit & Size Guide:

• S: Rookie mode — still bulking
• M: Mid-tier mayhem (protein shakes + sarcasm)
• L: Full-time firefighter, part-time wrecking ball
• XL: Benches cots. Buries feelings.
• 2XL: Eats ribs, fights fire, breaks chairs
• 3XL: Doesn’t wear shirts, rips them off

🛑 Pro Tip:
If you’re between sizes, go bigger. These tees are built for gains, grunge, and glory.

This is Septic & Salty’s loudest firefighter shirt yet — the perfect mix of dark humor, firehouse grit, and throwback wrestling chaos.

💥 “Train hard, say your prayers, and stretch those sleeves, brother.”