Operational Mandate: March 17th. Accountability: Optional.
This isn't just a hoodie. It's your official deployment gear for the one day a year when chaos is not only expected, but encouraged. The "St. Paddy's Task Force" Hoodie is for the crews who understand that a parade detail is just a pre-game for a long night of questionable shenanigans. Warm, comfortable, and the perfect uniform for a day of tactical hydration and strategic avoidance of your captain.
WHO IT'S FOR:
The entire station that needs a unified look for the annual parade.
The firefighter who is Irish for one day a year, and very serious about it.
Anyone who believes green beer is a food group.
THE SPECS:
Fabric: Premium, garment-dyed cotton that feels like you've owned it for years.
Fit: Relaxed, comfortable fit with plenty of room for layering—and regret.
Design: Limited edition graphic. Retired after this run. Get it while you can.
Care: Wash cold, inside out. Dry low. Hang dry for longest life.
