Sepsis: A Lifestyle Statement Tee

Let’s face it—sepsis isn’t just a medical emergency anymore.

The Sepsis: A Lifestyle Statement Tee from Septic & Salty is firefighter and medic humor apparel built for the ones who live the job, laugh through the pain, and wear burnout like a badge of honor. It’s not just a diagnosis—it’s a mindset. A slow, sweaty salute to chaos.

Whether you’re the medic who smells something “off” before vitals even start, or the firefighter who hasn’t peed since 0700, this shirt was made for you. It’s vintage, sarcastic, and unapologetically dark—just like the job.

👕 Wear it to work.
😷 Wear it to chart.
💉 Wear it to your third refusal before lunch.
You’ve already survived enough to justify it.

Product Details

• Super-soft 100% cotton—comfortable enough for shift life
• Printed in earthy tones that match your trauma bag
• Classic fit built for that bloated septic glow
• Sizes S–XXL (no small veins here)
• Premium inks that stand up to firehouse laundry abuse

Perfect For

• Paramedics with a dark sense of humor
• Station crews who use IV bags as coffee warmers
• Burned-out legends who laugh in the face of lactic acid

Size Guide

• S – Still motivated
• M – Just got off probation
• L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
• XL – Built like a medic unit
• 2XL – Command presence
• 3X–4X – ST elevation isn’t a joke

The Sepsis Lifestyle Shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s morale gear for the firefighters and medics who know the real miracle is surviving shift after shift. Dark humor. Gritty design. Firehouse approved.