Sepsis: A Lifestyle Statement Tee — From Septic & Salty Supply Co.

Let’s face it — sepsis isn’t just a medical emergency anymore.

The Sepsis: A Lifestyle Statement Tee from Septic & Salty is firefighter + medic humor apparel for the ones who live the job, laugh through the pain, and wear their burnout like a badge of honor. It’s a mindset. A way of life. A slow, sweaty salute to chaos.

Whether you’re the medic who smells something “off” before vitals even start, or the firefighter who hasn’t peed since 0700, this shirt was made for you. Vintage design. Dark soul. Full send.

👕 Wear it to work.
😷 Wear it to chart.
💉 Wear it to your third refusal before lunch.
You’ve earned it.

🔥 Product Details:

• Super-soft 100% cotton — comfortable enough for shift life
• Printed in earthy tones that match your trauma bag
• Classic fit built for that bloated septic glow
• Sizes S–XXL (no small veins here)

🚨 Perfect For:

• Paramedics with a dark sense of humor
• Station crews who use IV bags as coffee warmers
• Burned-out legends who laugh in the face of lactic acid

📏 Size Guide:

• S – Still motivated
• M – Just got off probation
• L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
• XL – Built like a medic unit
• 2XL – Command presence
• 3X–4X – ST elevation isn’t a joke

The Sepsis Lifestyle Shirt isn’t just apparel — it’s firefighter humor gear for anyone who knows that surviving shift after shift is the real miracle.