You Call, We Haul (and Complain Later) Tee
You Call, We Haul (and Complain Later) Tee
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You didn’t choose this life — the tones did.
The You Call, We Haul (and Complain Later) Firefighter EMS Shirt is the dark humor tee for every EMT, paramedic, and transport warrior who’s spent more time pushing stretchers than sleeping. Whether you’re BLS, ALS, or just plain T-I-R-E-D, this firefighter and EMS humor shirt says what you’re thinking without you having to waste the breath.
Built with ultra-soft cotton, this shirt is comfortable enough for long shifts, sarcastic enough for repeaters, and eye-roll compatible for refusals. Pair it with caffeine, crushed morale, and your favorite “this wasn’t in the brochure” face.
🔥 Details:
- Premium cotton blend built for shift life
- Comfortable fit for endless lift assists and 3 a.m. calls
- Sarcastic firefighter + EMS humor design
- Perfect morale gear for EMTs, medics, and transport crews
- Pairs well with energy drinks, burnout, and zero compassion
📏 Size Guide:
- S – Still motivated
- M – Just got off probation
- L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
- XL – Built like a medic unit
- 2XL – Command presence
- 3X–4X – “Diabetes called. You need help.”
The You Call, We Haul Tee is the shift shirt every medic needs — sarcasm included, sleep not guaranteed.
