You Call, We Haul Firefighter EMS Shirt

You didn’t choose this life—the tones did.

The You Call, We Haul (and Complain Later) Firefighter EMS Shirt is the dark humor tee for every EMT, medic, and transport warrior who’s spent more time pushing stretchers than sleeping. Whether you’re BLS, ALS, or just plain T-I-R-E-D, this shirt says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to waste the breath.

Built from a premium cotton blend, it’s soft enough for long shifts, tough enough for repeat washes, and sarcastic enough to survive back-to-back lift assists. This is the morale gear that pairs best with caffeine, crushed hope, and that signature “this wasn’t in the brochure” face you’ve perfected over time.

Details

• Premium cotton blend built for shift life
• Comfortable unisex fit for endless calls and transports
• Sarcastic firefighter and EMS humor design
• Perfect morale gear for EMTs, medics, and transport crews
• Pairs well with energy drinks, burnout, and zero compassion

Who It’s For

• EMTs who can lift stretchers in their sleep
• Paramedics who’ve mastered the art of complaining between calls
• Firefighters who spend more time on the bus than the rig
• Anyone who’s had to haul, roll eyes, and do it all over again

Size Guide

• S – Still motivated
• M – Just got off probation
• L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
• XL – Built like a medic unit
• 2XL – Command presence
• 3X–4X – “Diabetes called. You need help.”

The You Call, We Haul Tee is sarcasm printed in cotton—gear that speaks for every medic who’s hauling patients, hauling gear, and hauling their dignity through 3 a.m. calls. Sleep not guaranteed.