Sepsis Steve Firefighter Shirt

Meet the legend. The myth. The infected—Sepsis Steve.

He came for the paycheck, stayed for the leg infection, and dodged every medic shift like it was contagious (spoiler: it was). The Sepsis Steve Firefighter Shirt is a limited edition tribute to the rookie who turned a 90-day probation into 9,000 days on the engine. He proved you can lose circulation in your leg but never lose your seat on the truck.

This firefighter humor tee carries a vintage, darkly comic memorial vibe—the kind of design that makes you laugh, shake your head, and remember that one guy who just won’t go away. One leg down. Morale sky high.

Key Features

• 🧵 Ultra-soft cotton blend (no antibiotics required)
• 🪦 Vintage sepia-tone print—like Steve’s circulation pre-treatment
• 🚒 Graphic slogan: “Day 90 on Probation. Day 9,000 on the Engine.”
• 🧼 Screen-printed with premium inks tough enough for firehouse laundry
• 👕 Sizes S–3XL (Steve wore a medium until the swelling set in)

Who It’s For

• Firefighters who know a Steve
• Medics who’ve treated a Steve
• Anyone with a morbid sense of humor and respect for unkillable coworkers

Size Guide

• S – Still motivated
• M – Just got off probation
• L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
• XL – Built like a medic unit
• 2XL – Command presence
• 3X–4X – The Final Boss of EMS

⚠️ Caution: May cause spontaneous laughter, probation extensions, and an uncontrollable urge to only ride the engine. Definitely not FDA approved.

The Sepsis Steve Firefighter Shirt isn’t just apparel. It’s a firehouse inside joke turned legend, honoring the rookie who somehow made survival an art form.