You Call, We Haul T Shirt– Firehouse Humor for Firefighters

You Didn’t Choose This Life — The Tones Did

The You Call, We Haul (and Complain Later) tee is for EMTs, medics, and firefighters who’ve spent more time pushing stretchers than sleeping. Whether you’re BLS, ALS, or just plain exhausted, this shirt says what you’re already thinking — so you can save your breath for the next call.

This is dark humor morale gear for transport warriors, bus riders, and anyone who knows that “just one more” is never just one more.

Built for Shift Life, Burnout Included

Made from a premium cotton blend, this shirt is soft enough for long shifts and tough enough to survive repeat washes and back-to-back lift assists. It’s sarcastic enough to handle endless transports and that familiar “this wasn’t in the brochure” realization.

• Premium cotton blend built for shift life
• Comfortable unisex fit for endless calls and transports
• Sarcastic firefighter and EMS humor design
• Perfect morale gear for EMTs, medics, and transport crews
• Pairs well with energy drinks, burnout, and zero compassion

Who This Shirt Is Really For

• EMTs who can lift stretchers in their sleep
• Paramedics who’ve mastered the art of complaining between calls
• Firefighters who spend more time on the bus than the rig
• Anyone who’s hauled patients, rolled their eyes, and done it all over again

Size Guide (Emotional and Otherwise)

• S – Still motivated
• M – Just got off probation
• L – I only fight fire with passive aggression
• XL – Built like a medic unit
• 2XL – Command presence
• 3X–4X – “Diabetes called. You need help.”

The You Call, We Haul Tee is sarcasm printed in cotton — gear that speaks for every medic hauling patients, gear, and dignity through 3 a.m. calls.

Sleep not guaranteed.