Firefighter Apparel You’ll Actually Wear

This is firefighter apparel that doesn’t sit in the bottom of your locker. Check our firefighter shirts for off duty chaos, grab firefighter hats that call out your attitude, and gear up with firehouse apparel built to outlast the mess. Heavy ink, solid gear, zero apologies — the Septic & Salty way.

Best-Selling Firefighter Shirts

Picked by firefighters who live off sarcasm and late-night chaos. These firefighter shirts are loud, proud, and built for the station and beyond

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Why Septic & Salty?

Not every firefighter lifestyle brand gets it. We do. Firefighter built and unapologetically salty, our gear mixes dark humor with apparel tough enough for shift life. This is off duty uniform attitude. Made for firefighters who tell it like it is.

  • Model wearing Septic & Salty firefighter shirt—front graphic

    Firefighter Shirts

    Off duty doesn’t mean off brand. Our firefighter shirts carry bold prints, sarcasm that stings, and designs ready for the bay or the bar.

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  • Firefighter hat with skull logo—Septic & Salty

    Firefighter Hats

    The lid that speaks louder than you do. Firefighter hats built with bold patches, sharp designs, and the kind of pride that doesn’t come off at shift change.

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    Firefighter Stickers & Extras

    Locker, helmet, truck. Firefighter stickers built tough enough for chaos. Salty jokes, bold marks, heavy-duty vinyl that lasts through smoke, sweat, and miles on the rig.

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The Burnout Bulletin Firefighter Stories and Firehouse Talk

Sarcasm, stories, and firehouse truth bombs. Straight from the bay to the screen. From dark humor breakdowns to gear talk, the Burnout Bulletin dives into firefighter culture and the lifestyle that fuels Septic & Salty apparel.

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This Is Septic & Salty

Quick look, no polish. Just firefighter lifestyle apparel built with grit, sarcasm, and dark humor. Shirts and hats that hit the firehouse harder than your third cup of station coffee.

Let customers speak for us

from 11 reviews

Perfect fit! Light & Durable! Amazing Quality!

Jakob Simmons
Straight Stream Psycho Firefighter Leather Patch Hat

Great Quality and Great Material! Fit is true to size! Would definitely recommend to any Salty Firefighter

Jakob Simmons
2nd Platoon Fireman Shirt

Great Quality and Great Fit! Embodies the sarcastic humor of a first responder! Was very impressed by how fast it shipped! 10/10 would order from again!

Jakob Simmons
Septic&Salty Supply Co.

Great quality

Bradley Carter
"Fescue's Fatal Instant Cutdown" by Septic & Salty.

Both shirts were great quality and the print was great quality as well.

Bradley Carter
Septic&Salty Supply Co.

Amazing product for my company

Fescue’s Fatal Instant Cutdown

Anonymous
"Fescue's Fatal Instant Cutdown" by Septic & Salty.

Amazing product for my company!

Owner of Fescue’s Fatal Instant Cutdown

Josh Lipps
Septic&Salty Supply Co.

Product came in better than expected. Quick shipping. Great quality.

the Inspiration
Septic & Salty Coffee Containment Unit

Have you ever ran 27 toe pains in a shift and considered painting the walls with your hopes and dreams as a result? Have you ever been on a mutual aid lift assist 17 miles out of district and your department gets hit with a working job in your first due so you end up last on scene and get assigned with RIT? Then this shirt is for you! Built by titans of the industry and inspired by the only probie on the planet that never has to ride the box. It’s comfortable, offensive and down right badass.

You’ve already been assaulted with the transitional attack and missed the glory days of aggressive interior firefighting, so DON’T miss out on this masterpiece of a shirt!

Christopher
Half Sac Steve Firefighter Shirt

Shirt was amazing quality fit great and I could not be more stoked to have this shirt to represent an employee that needs to ride the medic more but managed to squirrel his way onto the engine after a few weeks on the job.

Anonymous
Sepsis Steve Firefighter Shirt

I absolutely love this shirt- 1st of all...the design and description is hilarious and 2nd the shirt is a nice stretchy material with 100% cotton being a great touch! Fit is true to size so go on..just order one🙃

M Braun
Sepsis: A Lifestyle Statement Tee

Got Questions? Read This Before Paging Us

Will the firefighter shirts shrink?

Minimal when washed cold and dried low. High heat is tough on fabric and print — hang dry to keep your firefighter shirt lasting longer.

How do your firefighter shirts fit?

Our firefighter shirts fit true to size with a comfortable everyday cut. If you want extra room, size up. Check each product page for sizing notes.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Yes, if you catch it fast. Once firefighter apparel is in production or shipping, it’s locked in. Contact us ASAP with your order number.

How do I track my order?

You’ll get an email with tracking as soon as your firefighter gear leaves the shop. Carriers may take time to scan before updates appear.

Are firefighter hats built the same way?

Yes. Our firefighter hats are made with durable materials, bold patches, and firehouse attitude that holds up through shifts and off-duty wear.

Not Just Gear It’s Firehouse Culture

Septic & Salty isn’t another faceless brand. It’s firefighter built and backed by dark humor and firehouse grit. Every piece is designed to spark a laugh, start a story, or show pride in the patch you wear. This is firefighter apparel made for off duty chaos and station pride.

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