Firefighter Shirts, Hats, & Apparel You’ll Actually Wear

This is the gear that doesn’t collect dust. Our best-selling firefighter apparel includes sarcastic firefighter shirts, fire department hats, and firehouse clothing the crew will actually fight over.

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Why Septic & Salty?

Because not all firefighter lifestyle brands get it. We do. We make firefighter gear that’s sarcastic, gritty, and built for off-duty pride. Our firefighter shirts, hats, and firehouse apparel are designed for first responders who tell it like it is.

  • First Due or Forgotten firefighter shirt – vintage style Septic & Salty tee with sarcastic firehouse humor design.

    Firefighter Shirts

    Off-duty doesn’t mean off-brand. Our firefighter shirts and apparel are sharp, comfortable, and unapologetically salty. Designed for crews who want their humor and pride front and center, no matter where the shift ends.

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  • Firefighter Hats

    Built for the firehouse and the street, our firefighter hats bring grit, pride, and sarcasm together. Every hat carries the Septic & Salty edge—bold leather patches, tough build, and attitude you can wear anywhere.

    Cover That Dome
  • Septic & Salty Maltese Skull firefighter sticker with distressed cross, skull, and axe design on black vinyl.

    Firefighter Stickers & Extras

    Stick ‘em on your helmet, locker, or truck—our firefighter stickers are made to handle the chaos. Bold graphics, salty firehouse humor, that actually stick where you want them. Built tough, built funny, and ready to ride

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Septic & Salty firefighter gear close-up – turnout gear, gloves, and hose with smoke-stained details.

The Burnout Bulletin: Firehouse Talk in Print

Sarcasm, stories, and firehouse truth bombs—straight from the crew to the screen. From dark humor takes to gear breakdowns, the Burnout Bulletin keeps firefighter culture alive outside the bay.

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Product came in better than expected. Quick shipping. Great quality.

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Septic & Salty Coffee Containment Unit

Have you ever ran 27 toe pains in a shift and considered painting the walls with your hopes and dreams as a result? Have you ever been on a mutual aid lift assist 17 miles out of district and your department gets hit with a working job in your first due so you end up last on scene and get assigned with RIT? Then this shirt is for you! Built by titans of the industry and inspired by the only probie on the planet that never has to ride the box. It’s comfortable, offensive and down right badass.

You’ve already been assaulted with the transitional attack and missed the glory days of aggressive interior firefighting, so DON’T miss out on this masterpiece of a shirt!

Christopher
Half Sac Steve Firefighter Shirt – Limited Edition Septic & Salty

Shirt was amazing quality fit great and I could not be more stoked to have this shirt to represent an employee that needs to ride the medic more but managed to squirrel his way onto the engine after a few weeks on the job.

Anonymous
Sepsis Steve Firefighter Shirt – Limited Edition Septic & Salty

I absolutely love this shirt- 1st of all...the design and description is hilarious and 2nd the shirt is a nice stretchy material with 100% cotton being a great touch! Fit is true to size so go on..just order one🙃

M Braun
Sepsis: A Lifestyle Statement Tee — From Septic & Salty Supply Co.

Not Just Gear. It’s Firehouse Culture.

Septic & Salty isn’t another faceless brand—it’s firefighter-built and firefighter-backed. Every design is made to spark a laugh, start a story, or show pride in the patch you wear. Welcome to the off-duty uniform of the brotherhood.

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